Black diamonds are a girl’s best friend
The seedless watermelon – one of the saddest developments modern science has produced.
Those seedless kind are nice for when you’re at a fancy wedding shower so you don’t have to turn your head and spit the seeds out on the the hostess’s white carpet.
But I believe in eating waterwelon the way God intended – on the back porch, where social protocols are much more relaxed and the flavor of a “real” watermelon makes up for any seed challenges.
At the Farmers Market, I found a black diamond watermelon for the bargain price of $3. (Two for $5 if you’ve got company coming.) Its rich, red flesh and sweet flavor …. it’s the stuff dreams are made of on hot August afternoons.